T- 2 days until "Testing".

Aunt flo is DUE Friday.

This means I am less than two days away from testing. I've been wanting to test SERIOUSLY BAD for the last week. This 2WW is killing me. I think it's because, well --WE HAD A FRIEKIN' IUI PEOPLE! Not only pricey but also the best shot yet. I'm hoping that my "cervical mucus" kicked ass during normal sex; Killed off the swimmers dressed in their green ninja outfits wielding machetes.

That, believe it or not, is what I'm hoping. Because that would mean as soon as the IUI was placed into the uterus, BYPASSING the ninjas, the swimmers were IN!!! Safe and IN!!! Hopefully they were smart enough to find the egg.

So knowing all of that, I've been chomping at the bit. DYING to take that plastic stick out of it's protective package and piss all over it! Well the absorbent tip anyways.

This morning though. . . . I felt some cramping. Minor, but cramping. I'm hoping it was all in my head. I only felt it for few minutes when I first awoke, but it's creating a creeping doubt in my mind. So right now, I'm asking for my green ninjas to kick the ass of the doubt. At least until Friday.